kagalit...

Pari: Sino ang may kagalit?

(Nagtaas kamay lahat except si lola.)

Pari: Si lola lang ang walang kagalit. Ano edad nyo, lola?

Lola: 90 anyos na

Pari: Tingnan ninyo si lola, 90 anyos na wala pa ring kagalit.
Bakit wala kayong kagalit, lola?

Lola: Patay na ang mga put@ng ina!

hehehe!!!!

Juan and the Teacher

Teacher: Juan read your 500 words essay to your classmates.
Juan: Ok Maam!
My Miming bow! I have a miming. My miming is lost. So i went outside the house and look for my miming. ming481x!

Hehe did you get the joke? :D